Kako ocepiti drzavu za milion dolara?

Korak 1: potrudite se da se makar malo nabildujete i da izgledate sto ruznije i idiotskije mozete
Korak 2: skrpite se nekako za kartu do Amerike
Korak 3: izmislite neki razlog da pretucete nekog n puta manjeg od vas
Korak 4: pozovite ambasadu i trazite da vam se hitno izda novi pasosh
Korak 5: kada budete na teritoriji domovine, ponasajte se sto idiotskije mozete
Korak 5.1: idite u obilazak skupstine jerbo je to dozvoljeno svim gradjanima zemlje, cak i onima koje goni Interpol
Korak 6: vlada ce uskoro na ime vaseg chojstva i junashtva iz razloga sto ste pretukli mrskog agresora isplatiti milion dolara

Napomena: ovo vazi samo ukoliko ste gradjanin idiotske zemlje kao sto je Republika Srbija

Inspiracija: Milion dolara za Kovačevića?

Tekst objavljen i na B92 blogu.

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Facebook owns your soul

Iz facebook-ovog ToS-a (Terms of Service):
"You are solely responsible for the User Content that you Post on or through the Facebook Service. You hereby grant Facebook an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, transferable, fully paid, worldwide license (with the right to sublicense) to (a) use, copy, publish, stream, store, retain, publicly perform or display, transmit, scan, reformat, modify, edit, frame, translate, excerpt, adapt, create derivative works and distribute (through multiple tiers), any User Content you (i) Post on or in connection with the Facebook Service or the promotion thereof subject only to your privacy settings or (ii) enable a user to Post, including by offering a Share Link on your website and (b) to use your name, likeness and image for any purpose, including commercial or advertising, each of (a) and (b) on or in connection with the Facebook Service or the promotion thereof. You represent and warrant that you have all rights and permissions to grant the foregoing licenses."

I posle me pitaju sto nemam Fejs :) Mada kapiram da ce i ovo cudo da prodje za par dana, kao incident sa Google Chrome. Boldovan deo mi je posebno creepy...

edit (18.2): Hehe vec vratili na staro ;)

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Is this real life? - David after dentist

Mali Dejvid je isao kod zubara, ovaj ga posteno nadrogirao, a sta je bilo posle, prikazano je na sledecem klipu :) Klip ima sve sanse da postane novi internet meme :) Za manje od 10 dana je skupio preko 5 miliona view-eva :)

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